I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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