With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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