Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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