I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it glows. i had to have it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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