I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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