A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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