I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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