Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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