Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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