no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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