Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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