cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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