called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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