If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.