vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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