He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Is it because I queefed?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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