hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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