We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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