It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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