so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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