well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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