That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I smell like Dick and happiness
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