Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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