We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
false alarm, still single
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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