She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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