Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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