If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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