I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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