just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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