Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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