: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She even gives head with a lisp.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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