The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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