Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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