No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Someone came in the potted fern
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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