yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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