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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper

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(571): View more from Virginia

dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?

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(513): View more from Ohio

How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room

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(804): View more from Virginia

How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?

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(585): View more from New York

All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.

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(972): View more from Texas

So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.

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