I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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