and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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