Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She bit a glass in half.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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