i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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