talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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