i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Do plants get herpes?
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