is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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