Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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