He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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