you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
