That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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