i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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