So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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