i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think a kid would responsible me up
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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