Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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