alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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