It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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