as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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